Think i have got man flu what do you recommend?!
Question: How To Avoid The Flu
Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim,
take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often.
If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
Get plenty of rest.
OR
Take the doctor's approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol...
Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So........
I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...
If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!
Answers: How To Avoid The Flu
Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim,
take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often.
If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
Get plenty of rest.
OR
Take the doctor's approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol...
Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So........
I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...
If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!
man milk?
Penicillin
man flu whats that
Whats man flu? Either way take some Motrin and call me in the morning.
Getting over it!!!!!
woman flu it will balance it out and go away
a good night out on the lash kill or cure
Oh the dreaded man flu,well treat it the same way as the women flu,still do the house work,cooking blah bla bla,the worst thing you can do is sit around feeling sorry for yourself,take it like a women,you know you can do it ;)
Go away from me to not catch flu
Oh my god!!! But don't worry you'll be ok, get some flu plus down ya an early night you'll be ok, feel better soon x
Freshly squeezed lemon, a dollop of honey, add hot water ... stir well.
A few days off work, rest in bed, keep feet warm.
Get well soooooon.
man flu is all in the mind...theres not that much wrong with you because any guy who has a sniffle is dying of pneumonia....it's a FACT....right ladies?
One day in bed with yer wee wifie looking eftur ye, then sraight back oot or she will get offy peed aff!!!
Oh God! Not Man Flu!! First of all, DO NOT panic!! I have seen this before. This is what you need to do:
1) Stay calm
2) Ingest liquids
3) Lay still
4) Laugh (but not too hard....may increase circulation)
5) Yell for help
6) Medicate self with whatever you have in reach
7) Anticipate death
8) Never take medical advise from crazy people.....lol
The cure is commonly referred to as: SILLYMAN
I sure hope you're not serious about feeling ill!!!!!
A sex change.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/159180/the...
Give him a big dose of "Woman's Antibiotics" perhaps...
I'm just sayin' yah know! LOL
A Lady with girl flu
When my Husband gets the Man Flu,i cook him a Homemade Chickensoup.It has always helped him.