POLL: this is SO Funny, I had to share it! Agree?!
Question: A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their
bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I
think it's about time we start cursing." The
4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old
continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm
going to say hell and you say *ss."
"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the
6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom,
I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his
eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his
rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and
shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the
4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do
YOU want for breakfast young man?
"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your *ss
it won't be Cheerios!"
Answers: A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their
bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I
think it's about time we start cursing." The
4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old
continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm
going to say hell and you say *ss."
"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the
6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom,
I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his
eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his
rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and
shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the
4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do
YOU want for breakfast young man?
"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your *ss
it won't be Cheerios!"
I have a 7 and 4 year old and I can just see this happening.
(not the wacking across the kitchen floor part) My 4 year old thinks his brother hung the moon what ever he says is law..
They both have a good sense of humor too.
Very funny
i don't agree it's funny sorry i have no sense of humor
TOOOOOO Funny HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
So cute!
Not that funny, sorry.
that is pretty funny, it sounds like something my kids would probably do
funny but it sounds like the mother has some problems by knocking him outta the chair like that.
We're allowed to type "hell" and "*ss" on Yahoo answers?
Cute joke
lol. Funny, but not overly hilarious.
lol that is funny
very cute
Hilarious! (unless it were my kids, LOL)
That's cute!
I am laughing my *** off, I will tell this joke today....for sure,,,this is so cute,,,and very vrery funny....thanks for the laugh.......love it.......
HILARIOUS!!!!! random ppl in my class are looking at me b/c i'm trying 2 laugh silently but it didnt work =( lol good joke
My goodness, you are going to have me in stitches. Where do you find such good jokes? I've printed this one for my co-worker.
Thanks for the laughter.