POLL: Written on My forehead?? Funny?!
Question: A husband is at home watching a football game when his
wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in
the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix
the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo
printed on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't
close right."
To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it
look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead?
I don't think so."
"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the
steps to the front door? They're about to break."
"I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the
steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Ace
Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so.
I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours.
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his
wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks
into the house, he notices the steps are already
fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light
is
working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the
fridge door is fixed. "Honey, how'd this all get
fixed?"
She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and
cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was
wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the
repairs, and all I had to do was
either screw him or bake him a cake."
He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?"
She replied, "Hellooooo... Do you see Betty Crocker
written on my forehead?"
Answers: A husband is at home watching a football game when his
wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in
the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix
the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo
printed on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't
close right."
To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it
look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead?
I don't think so."
"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the
steps to the front door? They're about to break."
"I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the
steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Ace
Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so.
I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours.
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his
wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks
into the house, he notices the steps are already
fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light
is
working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the
fridge door is fixed. "Honey, how'd this all get
fixed?"
She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and
cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was
wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the
repairs, and all I had to do was
either screw him or bake him a cake."
He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?"
She replied, "Hellooooo... Do you see Betty Crocker
written on my forehead?"
Funny? It is absolutely hilarious. I can't stop laughing....
In fact, I have printed a copy to take home to my hubby perhaps, he will think twice about putting off some of the chores around the house. lol.
a little
thats funny. i like that.lol
lol...good one
Yeah baby, power to ya sister.
good one! LOL
ahahaha good laugh. nice.
I haven't heard joke before...that is pretty funny.
excellent, I would have grabbed my cast iron fry pan and put LODGE across his forehead
LOL yeah that's funny! kidding it's sad!!
LMFAO.... that's was good... I needed a good laugh...
Definitely.
haha funny
funny....have to tell this one too...........