What's your most embarassing fart story?!
Question: Dates? Wedding? Church service? Funeral? Workplace? Job interview? Court trial?
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Answers: Dates? Wedding? Church service? Funeral? Workplace? Job interview? Court trial?
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I was at the Mac machine and let a silent one out, the only thing is it was not just air. =)
After my arthroscopic knee surgery, I had to go in for physical therapy to regain the full use of my leg. My physical therapist was this REALLY gorgeous blonde, so I'm trying to act cool the whole time . This one exercise I had to do involved me laying on my back while she pushed my leg back. You guessed it, I couldn't hold it back, I ripped one out there, and it curled MY nose hairs! The worst part about it was immediately afterward, she put me on an exercise bike and disappeared into the other room for awhile.
I farted in line at Borders once and I knew it was going to stink the high heaven and right as I fart, someone walks up behind me to stand in line..then the person "suddenly" changes her mind. ha I couldn't keep it from coming out.
Wellll....
In school once I was sitting sideways in class talking to a guy on my right and suddenly the other guy on my left poked my side to get my attention. I let a loud "woop!" out and farted.
in second grade in class although i was like 7 it was embarassing
i`am young, but in P.E we were doing jumping jacks and i let one RIPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
3rd grade, choir.
afterward i looked at the kids around me with a foul face trying to play if off
i was taking a nap in a crowded but quiet library... i dozed off and accidentally let one rip to no reaction from anybody, so i kept my head down and dozed off again... then after i fell asleep, i let another one rip, lol... embarrassing stuff...
It is not mine but it is funny and terrible. A friend of mine dated a guy for months before they had sex ( they work together) and the day that they did, they were getting all into it and hot and heavy and he blasts out a fart that she SWEARS moved the sheets. I can't look at him to this day 5 years later!
It's gotta be when I farted in church! Oh man, it was "B-A-D!"
Just imagine, going to church Sunday morning, after a heavy night of eating pizza, drinking gallons of beer & then hitting White Castles on the way home = recipe for disaster the next day (actually later on the same day)! Those poor, innocent people behind me!!! If that was U -- I'm terribly sorry, I couldn't help it, really!!!
Squatting down in gym class on the wooden bleacher wearing '70's style short gym shorts. It ricocheted off the wood while sitting beside a friend who happened to be a cheerleader. Oops, there it is!
One time a customer went beyond asking for assistance when she decided to tell me her whole life story ( she was crying and everything) so about 30 minutes into her ramblings, I let out the loudest fart on purpose . I mean I pushed that puppy out with attitude!!
She got the hint real fast and left me alone, but as soon as I turn around to walk away in victory, I run right into my boss. My smirk dropped into a serious ( oh Sh!T face) . My boss ( doused in my buttfumes) witnessed the whole thing and thankfully just shook her head and rolled her eyes . Can you imagine getting fired for THAT ???!!