Your stranded on a desert island and you have a suitcase?!


Question: In the suitcase there is a mobile phone, gas cooker sausages,beans, and a porn mag!!!! The mobile phone is in range, the gas cooker has enough fuel for 1 meal. the porn mag is stuck together WHAT DO YOU DO FIRST? oh and there is a neighbouring island full of drop dead gorgeous women and men with perfect bodies and minds but there is sharks in the water!!!


Answers: In the suitcase there is a mobile phone, gas cooker sausages,beans, and a porn mag!!!! The mobile phone is in range, the gas cooker has enough fuel for 1 meal. the porn mag is stuck together WHAT DO YOU DO FIRST? oh and there is a neighbouring island full of drop dead gorgeous women and men with perfect bodies and minds but there is sharks in the water!!!

call the island, tell them i'll be there in a hot second....eat the sausages and beans raw, wait a hot second, unplug the hose from the cooker, sit on(the obviously solid) porn mag, fart, the mixture of the two offending gasses will then combust, shooting me like a rocket over the sharks onto the neighboring island where i will now de-flower the women, and tom brady can have the rest. anyone who can beat that deserves best answer.

I play a game on the mobile and then cook some meal.

I'd call the coastgaurd, cook my meal and sit back and enjoy the view on the other island while I wait to be rescued. I don't need porn.

Wow what a dilemma!! I would call someone to get me out of there, eat and watch the beautiful men on the island!! I can make some porn when I get out of the desert!!<3

id throw porn mag into the ocean..and call someone to come rescue...and i would only cook when i become really hungry..and i don't care about the goodlooking ppl on the other island

cook meal after sending SMS to rescue

The mobile phone shall be dialed first but of course... though an Island full of gorgeous women does sound like a good time, forget the phone I'm making myself a raft and cross over and start getting it on with those gorgeous women.... mmmm.... good times good times.... mmmm... sounds like seven days of pure heaven... you just keep making it better everytime, whats next, I win a million dollars....? (a wrist watch and the sun can be used as a compass....)

Well...I call someone to pick me up, use the pork and beans to distract the sharks while I fashion a flame thrower out of the cooker. I then swim to the other island using the glued together porn mag to hit sharks on the nose and then wash up on the shore only to be whisked away in the arms of a beautiful black hair, blue eyed man. There I'll stay until some moron comes to get me. In which case I come back and write a book about my "harrowing" experience.

I use the phone to call for help. I gather wood. By then it's late and I'm hungry. I warm up the food and use the magazine to help get the fire wood burning, nice and warm 'til help can get there.... no way am I risking getting eaten by sharks to go see the neighbors! There will be time for that after I am rescued!


No fair adding the 7 days thing after we all started answering! :p

Cell phones have GPS. Rescue can locate you by that.....

I try to sell everything to the tourist , and buy a ticket ASAP, there's no such a thing as a desert island now a a days

i'ma eat first then find a way to that island,have fun with the beautiful pple there,then,wait to be rescued.as 4 d porn mag,i don't think it'll b so useful afterall.i'll have more than enough in the neighbouring island!



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