When the doctor looks at you and says "Listen, you really need to control..!
Question: ...your urge to check your own prostate with a pencil!"
And you say "Why, what's the problem?"
And he says "Well, everybody in the waiting room is pretty upset."
Is this when you realize that there may be a problem?
Answers: ...your urge to check your own prostate with a pencil!"
And you say "Why, what's the problem?"
And he says "Well, everybody in the waiting room is pretty upset."
Is this when you realize that there may be a problem?
you sicken me old man
its a good first step (and don't use that pencil to do the crossword puzzles in the waiting room magazines...)
No Buk, he's just jealous that you may be taking his job away!!
Noooo, it's when you stick said pencil in your mouth unthinkingly to chew on it.
I would think so since I don't have a prostate!! lol
he sounds a bit of a misery guts, just ignore him and do your own think, be an individual choose your own pathway!!
Sounds like it's time to find a new doctor...I don't see a problem with it.
since the only thing i know about a man's physical is "cough" i don't know if your scenario is a problem or not.
Well, I guess it's only really a problem if you're one of the people in the waiting room.
The problem is trying to draw it out, or is that draw attention to yourselve and your problem?
From the time that thought came into your head to get that pencil...I'd think Houston we have a problem. But of course I would get a new doctor first.
Buk Why didn't you use the number 2 pencil I gave you.
I think you just cured me of chewing on pencils
I always check my prostate with a pencil in the doctor's waiting room. What's the problem?
And I was just about to smoke a cigarette.
I'm no longer in the mood.
That's twisted, Buk, but funny as always.
Whats that on yer head Buk` A Prostrate Kipper`??
use his pen next time
fukin BUK !!
I just choked on a ckicken Mc Nugget ! LMFAO !!
I don't have one of those....How does it feel? LOL
No.Its usually on the drive home when Its sat on.
yeah i would realize my doctor is a fuddy duddy and doesn't realize the importance of self inspection... i mean no one at my doctors minds when i ask them to feel my breasts for lumps...
He is just worried that you might be cutting in on, "his" action.
I would hope I would know before it got quite that far!!! lmao!!
Buk..you rock!!!!
for most people the answer is yes....But seeing how you have a turkey on your head i really don't think you are "most" people.....trying to refrain from doing that kinda nasty stuff in public BUK...people just don't understand you like we on here do!
Yes, the problem is you've got a doctor with bad eyesight. It wasn't a pencil it was a panatella cigar ... and it wasn't even YOUR prostate!
Pencil?? You can use a pencil?? Then why did Judas Rabbid send me up there with a flashlight to check his prostate the other day??
Buk i think what i found more upsetting was the fact he tried to tell me i didnt even have a prostate...its chills me to the bone to think someone has my prostate and left me in its place a large butt....be aware of this it happens....
If you do that you should use a lead free pencil.
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