How do you know you've had one too many drinks?!
Question: when I'm laying on a cold bathroom floor.
no joke, I don't know when to stop, thats why I make it a personal rule to only drink 2 drinks=)
Answers: when I'm laying on a cold bathroom floor.
no joke, I don't know when to stop, thats why I make it a personal rule to only drink 2 drinks=)
When you think the clock is going backwards..
when i cant see anymore!
A sure sign for me, is when I can't even stand up.
My lips get numb and my speech starts slurring.
when you can't get up
when I need to hold onto the ground to stop from falling off of the earth.
when you just look at me and i fall over laughing!
your asking the police clerk, behind the desk, for another round.
I can't walk straight.
when I wake up in a cell
When I wake up the next morning
Usually when the police start reading me my rights.
when you barf
When everyone is beautiful and you find yourself saying I Love You to perfect strangers.
When I can no longer count them . . . nor does it matter at that point,
When my speech starts slurring, I call it quits.
Of course all too often the people I'm with are too plastered to be able to tell if I'm slurring yet...
When I become dyslexic. I swear that road sign said POTS, DLEIY? What does that mean? And I started sayin my words in the incorrect order. YOU?
When I start to have conversations with objects, and get mad when I don't like what they say back.
: )
When cool porcelain is the only one you want to be with,
One drink is too many for me.
When my head feels like it is spinning
When you are damned sure you love everyone in the room or possibly you have loved everyone in the room LOL!!! :o)
uhmm
i guess i wouldnt know when lol
borderline-i cant stop karoke singing,too much- when i sit for a breather and cant get backup without tripping over.(lucky for me they think its part of a whacky dance im stil doing!)
Why is it always just ONE too many? I'd say if your on the computer asking how you know you've had one too many....your there my friend!
Well, I've already had a couple of beers.... when I can't spell anymore, it's over.
I start stumbling around and slurring when I talk.
Or jumping on a mattress someone threw out their apartment window. I did that once in college :)
A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a Whisky shot. He emptied the drink and peeped into his shirt pocket, then he asked the bartender for another shot. Again, he emptied the drink and peeped into his shirt pocket. He kept doing this, 3, 4, 5 shots. The bartender was curious and so he asked the man why he kept peeping into his pocket after each drink. The man answered, "There is a picture of my wife in my pocket, when she starting to look good, I know I have enough drinks and time to go home."
when the completely wasted guy next to you starts making sense lol!
When you look at yourself in the mirror and think, "Who is that sexy guy/girl. I want to sex them up!" Then you try to hit on yourself in the mirror.
when ur dog has to take YOU for a walk lol