What is the weirdest pick-up line a person has tried on you?!
Question: Who wants to be my Yahoo husband???
Answers: Who wants to be my Yahoo husband???
eh not knowing my name and asking me out - that's so lame !!!
arent you that guy having sex with that senior girl? do u wanna be?
baby, you are a library book cause I want to check you out.
"What's up? ...you from out-of-town?"
"I wanna get pregnant!!!"
do you take karate?
no
oh. well your body's kickin!
well, i actually saw it in a movie
"so many curves and i dont have any brakes"
um, okaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
How much do you weigh? I want to pick you up.
Is yo mama a beaver? cuz DAMN girl!
-stupidest thing that ive ever heard-
lets see somebody top that one...HA!
"You spoke to me in a dream last night."
As Bill The cat says: Ack!!!
Someone asked me if I wrestled alligators because I was wearing a snake print coat.
Him:Are you hot?
me: no not really
him: I like girls with low self esteem, let me help you build it up..
Is it hot in here or is it just u? I hate that line, soooo cliche!
Would u like to dance? when I said not he said--You don't know what u r missing.......LMAO!!!!!
You look ugly - stand next to me and look more beautiful
hey baby....
r u from new jersey because Ur a new jersey i wanna buy
(gross)
this one http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;... and i mean dumbist
you wash your pants with windex? 'cause i can see myself in em'.
if I had a mirror in my pocket cause they could see themselves in my pants.I laughed so hard, we're good friends now, but I never dated him
This guy was like... You know what i can see?? and i said what? he goes.. i can c me and u gettin tagether!.. and i think he thought i was supposed to respond like ok, but of course i didn't
you know what's weird?
I told several guys to screw themselves in their own language and then they wanted to talk to me
I guess that should count as my own pick up line
I also made friends with a guy by telling him that I thought he was a serial killer
"i'have been noticing u for a while...and i think ur goodlooking...i like goodlooking ppl...i want to make friends with u" --afro guy three years ago
I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY NUMBER...CAN I HAVE YOURS?? AND DO YOU KNOW CPR? CUZ U TAKE MY BREATH AWAY....OMG THOSE GUYS WERE LAME!!
This guy went up to me and was like isnt it hot here or is it just u. And we were in a room that was freezing cold!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice shoes. Want to F&@!
Ma'am is it true Heaven is missing an ANgel???
Cause you are here by me.
lame
well the funniest was please tell me ur 18 !! the same guy gave me free fish =) he worked in the market selling fish
Anytime anyone tried to convince me they thought I was hot. But, you know what, I saw some pics of me in my 20s the other day, and I definately would have done me when I was that age. So why was it always such a surprise?
(from a gay man to me) Hey son, why to try hitting for the other team?
Do you have a stamp? The man didn't have anything to mail, but he wanted to talk to me ... we dated for about six months, and he was nice, but not quite what I wanted. That is definitely the weirdest pick-up line anyone has ever tried on me, though.