How do I tell my ELF That I am in need of more personal space? Without making hi!


Question: lots of cookies, music, and cartoons.


Answers: lots of cookies, music, and cartoons.

occupy him with something else. play the circles song and tell him to dance in circles. then give him a cookie. elves like cookies :)

You've got to be cruel to be kind baby.

give him a big bottle of crown royal and a bunch of homemade cookies and lock him in a room. He'll pass out from the sugar buzz and the alcohol and you can get all the time you need. He may wake up with wet pants, but hey, it's a small price to pay for one's personal space.

tell him to take a trip to see santa for a week

Give him simple errands to run around on. Make them the sort of thing that he has to go to the other part of the house to do. He'll think that he's being helpful, and you'll get some space.

ELF?

good question. I suppose you are pagan,but forgive me I have added so many that I dont quite remember them all!

so I suppose you could just tell this ELF you need a break. Then send him on an job or something.

http://www.myspace.com/thecliks

you might like this. Im listenig to OH YEAH right now.
=D

Tie him up in a pillow case when he annoys you. When you let him out he'll be so appreciative he'll do whatever you ask.

Turn on his favorite program or video...=-)

Teach him to knit and prop him in the corner with a nice pot of tea...he'll be cozy and occupied.

it will be about 15 years before you get any of that!

Hide and go seek... he hides you seek... only don't go looking for him for about ten minutes!

Put him in one corner of the room, and go somewhere else.

"go play"

Give him a one way ticket to the North Pole!!! Or buy him a big oak tree and an oven to make cookies with!!!

Get one of those big bubble things that you can go inside of and roll around. That should get the message across (and you could have fun while doing it!)

Tell him to head to the north pole,Santa needs him;)



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