Im in the computer lab and all the geeks are out and about?!
Question: Clearly I am a nerd and way out of their league. Yet they wont stop giving me the eye. I need an easy escape.
What should I do or say to get them to quit drooling over me?
Answers: Clearly I am a nerd and way out of their league. Yet they wont stop giving me the eye. I need an easy escape.
What should I do or say to get them to quit drooling over me?
I am a level 5 geek and am involved with a level 10... and believe me when I say that nothing on this earth will deter their advances or interest.
The thing about geeks is that when they find something they like they obsess over it, unhealthily. The ONLY thing that will make them stop is if their mothers come and throw you away or sell you at a yard sale (much like old comic books and action figures)... and even then the drooling will not cease.
Ask what the hell they are looking at and threaten to kick their ***!
You're so vain.
I bet you think this answer's about you.
Let out a big juicy fart.
just ignore them....or walk up and push one and make him fall......use him as an example!
just start making gay jokes about harry potter, star wars and lord of the rings.... they will get so pissed off, its really funny
Fart
Though I don't think a Lycra body suit is proper computer lab you could try spraying them in the face with pepper spray.
Tell them you only date men who have IQ's higher than your own.
tell them that starwars sucks
it will cause a lot of tears , on their part,
but it will be totally worth it.
distract them with a tube of clearisil
I do think the Dr. is on to it, Lycra being a synthetic fabric will generate static electricity. I am sure the geeks are drooling just to discharge you so you don't damage the equipment with an electrostatic discharge.
Show 'em a b00bie and they'll all have to go find a private place for awhile and leave a alone.
You could always pick a booger and eat it.......but no need to do all that, I , along with my friends will quit staring at you....
just loudly state that star wars in much better then star trek and they should all be extremely displeased.
put some ointment on something
Casually speak on the phone to a friend while being within their earshot mentioning how hard it is to come to find a good baby sitter for the 4 kids you have especially since you all have HIV. That should do the trick. Though you may have trouble finding a lab partner after the word spreads. lol