Anyone got any unwanted body parts?!


Question: I have no arms, legs, head or torso. All donations gratefully recieved xx


Answers: I have no arms, legs, head or torso. All donations gratefully recieved xx

Will my heart do? I have no use of it for the time being.

Well, my son has an extra toe on his right foot. I'm not kidding.

nope all mine soz

what the heck?? r u a spirit or something??

then how the hell are u typing on the computer?

I've got a head and I'm currently employed as a conker.

then how are you online?

you can have my spare tyre

Yep, you can have my spare tyre.

You can have my big nose if you like!

My wife has a kitty she never uses.

do u wan extra balls?
i have 3 and im willing to donate 1

I would but I think the shipping would be a killer

I've got a very nice box you could have...

It sounds to me like youre nothing but a c**t!

Or a low down bum.

Oooooh, I want to help so badly!!! But, I need all those parts to play my racing games!

=(

I have a nose running off somewhere, catch it.. quick!

I've got a few extras I could hand you...



...seriously...I really do... ;-)

Since Im looking to trim down Ill give you 1/3 of my legs(each one) and 1/3 of my belly but I do need my head.Hope that helps a little!=)

Sorry, but I am keeping what I have. You POOR thang.

whatcha lookin for doll? i've been so cleverly fitted with matching arms, legs, 2 eyes a couple ears. i only really need one eh?

You can have all my fluberry fat if you want.. :)

This offer also goes out to all those skinny anorexic idiots out there :)

aww.. you can have one of my arms - no charge!

I'll donate my threeskin, (I'm small) and you're welcome to it in case you ever get a chafed little pinky and need a graft.

Danny. (would-be donor)

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then you need to change your avatar picture....I hate how those things are so misleading....

People hardly, of course I am an exception, look like or look better than their avatar on here...its just scary! They should at least have the double chin and triple chin option.

I mean come on, around 50% of Americans are obese!

Then where will you attach them to?

I don't want my stomach.. er, belly, (lol cause i need my stomacht to eat)
you can have it!!!

then how're you able to type, or read this, or have someone read it to you aloud by either verbally or sign language when you can't feel, hear, or touch anything to find out? or even communicate to someone to get them to type it for you?

Um, if you had no head, you must be some super human genius to be able to ask this question

a verruca. I've had it for years and it really p*sses me off cos it won't go away. I'll gladly give it to you.

DON'T KNOW ANOUT UNWANTED. UNUSED, YES



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