I have exactly one dollar (mostly nickels). I am prepared to give this to the fi!
Question: ...succesfully remove the soilage from my pajamas.
One time offer!
Any takers?
Answers: ...succesfully remove the soilage from my pajamas.
One time offer!
Any takers?
Hmmm . . . do I have to do the job sober?
I'm an attorney.. I do that everyday, but I charge 500/hr.
sure, I need change for coffee. You got any rubber gloves?
Umm, no. I'm poor but not that poor. LOL.
I do that all night at my job for $27.00 an hour. I'll pass thank you.
Emmmmm not that desperate just yet..lol
Is there a nearby hose?
No thank you. But good luck with that.....A good scrub brush and some Shout spray should do the trick, followed by a heavy duty wash with Wisk detergent.
ummm..... keep your nickles
I'm not your mom, honey.
hmmmmm, pajama's huh?
no, thanks, i think i know what that stain is........
Me! I've always wanted to clean your pajamas, Buk.
you bluffer - they are not your pyjamas - i've told you before to stay away from the white house laundry
Can I just pay you to do it yourself?? This would work out great for the both of us...
Frankly Buk,I'd rather give you new ones for Christmas..=)
I'll try. But you will have to bring them to my house. I have a new box of detergent, and some pine cleaner. We'll see if that works.
I could use that money...I have a huge bottle of shout too...am ready for ya!!
You don't have pajamas Buk. You only own one pair of pants.
You were nekked.... I thought Yidiot gave you a bath already!
Here's a match. I'm sure that's a combustible substance.
I can't even chip the crud off. Sorry.
Sounds like a date to me. Your place or mine baby?
*sigh* Thats the best offer i've gotten in a while now.
Oh my... they seem to be stuck to your body. Im afraid its out of my hands
thorw in a half a pack of smokes and we got a deal
Why spoil a perfectly good Grow Bag? Place on a sunny window sill, put in a few tomato plants, then in the summer ... bingo! There's nothing like a home grown tomato with your burger.
I'd do it but I probably live too far away from you. Perhaps a raincheck when I decide to vacation in your neck of the woods?
a dollar you say....Hmmmm...maybe, but only if there are the new nickles in the bunch...i am collecting them...
No thanks! I'm accustomed to crisp and clean dollar bills, usually stuffed in my bra or g-string, and I don't do manual labor.
I've got a can of gasoline and a book of matches...
Put 'jammies on your Christmas list..
If you give me quarters instead I'll just throw yer pj's in the machine....no touchy!!
Sorry, Buk... there's no hope for those suckers but to take 'em out to Area 51 and blast 'em. Burying 'em 6 feet under might would even cause the above ground to be a nuclear wasteland instead of a well fertilized flower patch. I'd do it for you but my decontamination suit is currently being being mended from the hole you lasered into it's crotch. I'll never let you try on my clothes again!
Hey ,,,are you the old guy in the story below????
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football!"
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says -
"Touchdown, tie score!"
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says -
"Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, -
"Touchdown, tie score!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says -
"Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!"
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"
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errr,,,,,,,u better git your wife to clean em for you,,,,winner gets to clean the soiled pajamas & in view of the fact she is washing the bedsheet u pooped on last night & her nightdress too which she soiled while changing sides,,,,,,