Do you know what I am stopping you for? What was your answer to Mr. Officer Man?!


Question: did it get you out of a ticket?


Answers: did it get you out of a ticket?

cuz I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low. do I look like a mind reader, Idk

I pretend to be stupid and oblivious to whats going on. Never got a ticket

You look cute turtle!

Keep running!!!!

Well, I think because my tag is expired. I'm going to get a new one. I SWEAR!!! Aw shoot! My kids crying. Shhhh. Yes I got out of a ticket!!! Amazingly.

Gee no I don't know either, sorry officer. If I think of anything I'll let you know.
By the way, it was a Texas speeding ticket ( 58 in a 45 zone)and when I explained the truck was on the Qualcom satellite tracking system he changed his mind about the ticket.

I tell the truth and they usually let me off with a warning for being honest.

No idea officer, but could ya hold my beer? Thanks.

It never gets you out of a ticket, unless you are blond, blue eyes, and he is horny. You are supposed to be aware of your driving, so they want to ascertain that you know what you are doing when behind the wheel. If you say you don't know the speed limit (we are supposed to know it) or some other excuse, a cop who needs to give one more ticket will take no excuse and write you up. Best to be nice, and if you think you were at fault, say so, and go on your way.(with a ticket, but not as big a one as if you had tried to beat the ticket.)

I've been in speed traps where, by being quiet instead of raging, which I wanted to do, was let off with a warning while others pulled over got tickets. Every day, every officer is different. Sucks, huh?

"Yea.. you think I stole the car right?"
"Well... yes"
"Now you know I did'nt.. I guess now you think I'm a drug dealer?"
Smirks, walks away.
(This is how I look & I own a Ferrari 'Modena'.. I guess it does look wrong but 'never judge a book by it's cover')

Have never received a ticket.

no but i'm glad you got those damn lights outta my face...that's why i was swerving....nah got time in jail, i threw up on his shoes...



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