How do you tell the gender of a Wookie?!
Question: Oh no you didn't
Answers: Oh no you didn't
i have never seen a female one...wouldn't they have hairy wookie boobs
well, you gotta look "down under"
You can't.
I guess if it dry humps my leg on the dance floor, it's a guy...
Look under it's Wookie armor.
shave em
i dont know a way that wont get your arms ripped out of their sockets.
If ya don't know by now, I sure as hell ain't gonna tell ya...
very carefully!!
Kick one in the crotch. Not hard, but just enough to get the job done.
...feel it with FORCE!
If the wookie constantly has its hand on its crotch then it is probably a guy.
If it is consantly whining about everything then it is probably a girl.
you have to kind of feel it up, under it's tail.
You shave it. That, or get hair extensions, attach them to your body and put on a skirt. If it seems aroused, mate. If you mate succesfully then it was a male wookie or a Girl Gone Wild with a bad facial/body hair.
PS. get hammered before you try it.
URGGGHHHHH
Hairy Wookie ----, that's worse than the damn hangnail.
That's it, I'm skipping lunch.
Bleh!!!!!!
Show him/her a picture of Roseanne Barr, and if you see a large growth in the groin area it's a male.
Or to determine a Wookies gender preference, Rosie O'Donnell can be used as a substitute.
Ask it nicely?