Do you know how to Behave in Church...?!
Question: There was this Fella Thismorning lit a ciggie in front of me
I was so shocked
I droped my Beer and swore at him
Answers: There was this Fella Thismorning lit a ciggie in front of me
I was so shocked
I droped my Beer and swore at him
That's absolutely shocking, did you spill much of your beer or did you catch it in time?
I think that churches should have beer can holders like at the cinema
LOL! You can't be serious.
someone did the same thing in our church last sunday
I think I would have done the same....as smoking in churches is banned!
Was it the Church Inn?
thats funny!! i do know how to behave! got another beer? lol
Yes I do
well you know how to behave in the house of god.
lol many churches these days have been bought by Wetherspoons.
I take my Tequila bottles over their inconsiderate heads.
Like it.....
That gold coloured thing on a chain with smoke coming out isn't a ciggie. The vicar's handbag is on fire.
All I do is thumb wrestle with my son during the sermon, otherwise I'd be sleeping.
disgraceful lol, but better than that...
My daughter who has learning difficulties was in church, the vicar was holding a service for young people, he decided to repeat a hymn to help the youngsters learn the words etc.
At the top of her voice, in front of the whole congregation, she shouted "F***ing hell not that again".
I don't know how I kept a straight face, absolutely hilarious.
She was about 15 at the time, and we haven't been back.
lol, that is shocking. Things have changed around the church in my area. For one thing, the Vicar won't do that graven images workshop anymore.
Behave Bad or Good? I know how to behave Bad in church. I snore.
What kind of chruch is that? lol
That's really bad...
Be thankful that he didn't fart loudly.
Jesus would be very angry with the ciggie and the beeer, huh!
Of course when we're inside the church, we must behave and earnestly listen to the words of God...especially in the homily.
How rude! Some people just don't know what good manners are these days. I always thought the rule was: No ciggies til after the service, beer's okay as long as you don't belch, and
if you're going to eat, bring enough for everyone. : )
lol funny
s..ss..sorry..i shouldnt have taken my ciggerate wiht me..me bad
you hum it and ill pick up the beat.
yes and you woke me up when you dropped your can
Unfortunately yes, but I'm trying to get over it.
3 years of therapy has helped.
But still getting used to the fact that I CAN think for myself and get it right.
Things frowned upon in church
Farting
Belching
Smoking
Swearing
Fancying the vicar
" " " " " " " his wife
" " " " " " "the little teaser in the choir wearing a mini skirt