I have been told by the Doctor iv'e got green monkey fever, how can this be !
Question: Being a proper Welsh bloke, iv'e only ever been with sheep in the past .....
Answers: Being a proper Welsh bloke, iv'e only ever been with sheep in the past .....
Yes, sheep are a carrier for green monkey fever. It won't affect them, but it is very bad for you.
but was this sheep w/ a monkey? you better start checking your sheep.
Your diagnosis was wrong. Yup, you've got ISS.
(insane sheep syndrome)
It only takes one time, I'm guessing you didn't use protection. Shame on you! ;)
are you green are you a monkey ? if neither id beat the snot outta your doc
sheep wont sleep with monkeys its a "fur" thing
Was is it in pastures green? with monkeys about.
wow i'm sorry are you taking your meds
Well i'm from Wales but i've never heard of that. Blue tongue from eating black jacks, yes but green monkey fever nooooo!. By the way was it on your tongue or pen*s. lol
Oh no. Didn't you think to ask for a sheeping license? That could have been ANYTHING all wrapped up in wool!
is dis a joke or true lol