Share your story with me!!?!
Question: Any good/bad story..
:)
im bored!
Answers: Any good/bad story..
:)
im bored!
:( marching band came in 1st place every competition all season then we lost championships. :(
uuuuh...my grades right now are so low and my parents/teachers/gifted coach are gonna freakin kill me. or try and help me, which is probably worse.
oh and im going bowling on november 16!!
that was one heck of a story if i do say so myself.
and then this one time at bandcamp....
There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe
He awoke with a fright
In the middle of the night
To find that his dream had come true
today i took a test..i think i failed :(
once i farted
I've wanted a tattoo since I was 13. Last night I turned 18 so I went and got one. It turned out amazing and I love it, but as I was laying in bed I realized something. I picked an African Adinkra symbol. Nobody knows what they are or what the one I picked means. I am going to have to explain my tattoo for the rest of my life. How boring is that going to get?
and then this one time at bandcamp....
stubbyho... stole my line...so I'll repeat it "this one time at band camp..."
Ok so there is this person in my class, we were able to wear our costumes to school, and he didn't wear one. My English teacher was going to take a picture of all the ppl wearing costumes. She he didn't want to do his work so he took off his shoes and acted as a midget. Then ppl starting kicking him and said stop kicking the midget!
TRUE STORY
I don't see anything besides mail contact in your profile, but if I did.......I am bored also.
I have a headache, I ate a Toaster Strudel for dinner, I have to read four chapters of a book I absolulty loathe tonight, the trick or treaters keep ringing the doorbell, and my husband won't stop playing his stupid Simpson's Nintendo Wii game.
Thanks for letting me bellyache...
BALLAD OF CAT BALLOU
Title song from the 1965 film starring Jane Fonda, Lee Marvin (who won an Oscar
for his dual role as a drunken lawman and his counterpart, outlaw Kid Sheleen),
& Cole and Kaye, as strolling minstrels, functioned as a 'Greek chorus',
commenting on the action)
Nat King Cole
Stubby Kaye
Well now friends just lend an ear
For you're now about to hear
The ballad of Cat Ballou
It's a song that's newly made
And Professus and The Shade
And the Sunrise Kid are singin' it for you
Cat Ballou, Cat Ballou
It's a hangin' day in Wolf City, Wyomin'
Wolf City, Wyomin', eighteen ninety four
They're gonna drop Cat Ballou
Through the gallows floor
She killed a man in Wolf City, Wyomin'
Wolf City, Wyomin', killed a man it's true
And that is why they're a-hangin'
Hangin' Cat Ballou
She has the smile of an angel
(Fights like the Devil)
The eyes of an angel
(Bites like the Devil)
The face of an angel
(I say she's the Devil)
(She's mean and evil through and through)
Cat Ballou, Cat Ball-ou-ou-ou
She's mean and evil through and through
With her outlaw band they're now tellin' a story
Now tellin' a story how she rode the plain
The wildest gal in the We-est
Since Calamity Jane
And today's the day that she's goin' to glory
She's goin' to glory for the way she sinned
They'll be a-speedin' her soul
On a wayward wind
She has the smile of an angel
(Fights like the Devil)
The eyes of an angel
(Bites like the Devil)
The face of an angel
(I say she's the Devil)
(She's mean and evil through and through)
Cat Ballou (Cat Ballou)
Cat Ball-ou-ou-ou (Cat Ballou)
She's mean and evil through and through
Cat Ballou, Cat Ball-ou-ou-ou
She's mean and evil through and through
It's funny that "band geek" is one of the few who didn't say "this one time, at band camp"
My daughter is 12 and developing quite a sense of humor. As a family we all decided to buy one new board game every week and concentrate on spending more time together. Well, one evening last week, my son was being his usual unruly, restless, riling up the dogs, making noise, bugging everybody self. My daughter sitting at the table trying to quietly do a puzzle said "Hey, for the next game we buy, lets get "Aggravation"...oh...nevermind...we're already playing it".
I remember when I was in Honduras, I lived with my aunt and I felt so bad because I was practically alone with no parents only my aunts but you know that is not the same to be with your aunts than with you mother or father...Time after time I felt bad I cried almost every night I could not help it but God was there always there and he comforted me time pass and my mother told me that she applied to make us residents and like that we could come here, I remember I was desperate I wanted to come quickly I just wanted to be with my mom I felt alone and I wanted something to cure my pain I prayed and God answer we had our Visa and later one year after we got our residence and we could come to united states and Now I'm with my mom and I'm fine I feel better and now more than before I believe in God because he was the only one who knew what was really happening inside of me.....So all depends on you and how you ask God for it and Believe in God and yourself and your dreams will come true....
Well...This couple wanted to go out for halloween and she wasn't feeling good so she told her husband to go and have fun while she layed down with a headache. About an hour and a half later she was feeling better and decided to go to the party. Her husband didn't know what costume she had so she wanted to watch him without him knowing. Anyway when she got there he was dancing and flirting with all these women. So she got him to flirt with her and finally went out to the parking lot and had sex with him. After she rushed home and hid the costume and when he came in she asked how was your night? He answered kinda boring that him and his friends ditched the party and played poker all night. He said he loaned his costume to this guy he knew and you wouldn't believe what happened to him!! :0)
Sorry I need to go..................
Today while I was doing some work for the town council,I gave them a bulb to screw in the bathroom fixure,one of the men held the bulb while three of them turned the ladder around .