The other day my dog looked at me very intelligently, and said...?!
Question: "Woof!...
"Woof Woof!" (and the he paused for just a "hair" before saying...)
"Woof!," again...
Do you think a previous owner might have taught him "Morse Code?"
(maybe I should learn it, so I may better understand him...What do you think the significance was of the "pause" between "Woof's?")
Answers: "Woof!...
"Woof Woof!" (and the he paused for just a "hair" before saying...)
"Woof!," again...
Do you think a previous owner might have taught him "Morse Code?"
(maybe I should learn it, so I may better understand him...What do you think the significance was of the "pause" between "Woof's?")
it means you are pregnant...and so am i...say hello to the dogfather.
step away from the meth!
meow...meow.....meowmeow...meow
He was just thinking of some way to rephrase the word,"Woof" that's all. What a smart boy he is!! lol
i think he just had to take a breath!!
why dont you just ask him what he meant by the pause?
your dog is jus messing with you cause he knows another language you don't.
Give him a pen so he can write it down THEN you can get it translated.
ps. he is using the "pause" cause he thinks you are a bit slow
LMAO @ Susieq...i was going 2 add, 'crack is whack!' HAHA
idk
He was trying to tell you that he loves it when you sing to him and when you tell him you love him. ?
really mine asked me to stop smoking pot.
and then i told it if it asked me that one more time i was going to take him to the vet and remove his balls
You never know, it is a good possibility.
Dogs are very smart animals.
He was reminding you to get off yer lazy @$$ and fix the woof before the snow flies!
okay let me translate for you
WoofWoof "you better share the good stash with....."
Woof "sleepysgal666"
I in turn will share with sleepy and we'll all be happy, we can invite Amy and Mistress DD......and well, you saw what happened last night
I think you smoke to much or nut enough weed lol
The pause was "the pause that refreshes"..
maybe he has a breathing problem and just needed to catch his breath
and what he was saying was not what he wanted publicized..
He was just practicing Hamlet's "To be or not to be" speech.
Rather badly, I must say.
In dog language that translates as ''I just ate your girlfriends underw**r and did a number 2 on the floor in your closet,after lifting my leg on the bedpost".