If a random person comes up to you and kisses you, what would you do?!


Question: I'd tell them to get off of me and push them away from me


Answers: I'd tell them to get off of me and push them away from me

smack em

Punch them and then sue them for attempted rape

Push them away. Ask what there doing.

slap / punch them. slap if on cheek. punch if on mouth.

Depends if their hot, if their near my age, ect. Or if I have a bf. Lol. But otherwise I'd ttly smack 'em silly. I've had random people hug me, f*** me, f*** the U.S, and put their arms around me, but nvr (sor far) kiss me!

I'd probably run away.

not sure depends on the person if its a guy or a girl.

Slap them in the face and ask what their problem is.

a honest answer would get me my 2nd violation 2 day

I'm sure there are plenty of role models you could follow if you wanted to prevent it from ever happening. Rab C Nesbitt? Mr Creosote? Britney Spears (recently).

Try wearing a sweat stained T-shirt. Perhaps one that doesn't fit, with a faded My Little Pony logo.

Whatever your gender, grow a beard and don't groom it.

Fart repeatedly in public and do it as loudly as possible. Each time you blast, shout "fruity!" at the top of your lungs. If you are a bit girly, you may need to drink a quantity of real (cask) ale beforehand, which will help you achieve some gusto.

Carry a notebook and pencil and make random notes from the end of a train platform. Get someone to take a photo of you doing this and pin it to your T-Shirt.

Wear your frilly slippers to go out to the shops and make sure you have a cigarette end in the corner of your mouth. It is not necessary to light it. Swear randomly at passers-by on your journey to and from the shops.

With time, you will rid yourself of these lovesick philanderers.
Glad I could be of some help.

Kind regards, CP

P.S. Can you believe this blasted site censors the word "f a g" - I meant "cigarette" Yahoo, not the rude conotation...!!

If it was a guy I would probably spew up..

scream and run...



The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.
Copyright © 2007 enter-qa.com -   Contact us

Entertainment Categories