Some words of wisdom?!
Question: If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
If a band of motorcyclists, all wearing black leather vests and covered with tattoos, cuts you off on the motorway, just think the obscenities quietly to yourself.
Always keep your words soft and sweet - just incase you have to eat them.
Don't be superstitious - It's bad luck.
Don't kick a man when he's down, unless you're absolutely certain he won't get up.
Never hit a man with glasses - use your fist.
No man is successful until his mother-in-law admits it.
One good turn usually gets most of the blanket.
Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.
If it were truly the thought that counted, more woman would be pregnant.
No one is listening until you fart.
Answers: If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
If a band of motorcyclists, all wearing black leather vests and covered with tattoos, cuts you off on the motorway, just think the obscenities quietly to yourself.
Always keep your words soft and sweet - just incase you have to eat them.
Don't be superstitious - It's bad luck.
Don't kick a man when he's down, unless you're absolutely certain he won't get up.
Never hit a man with glasses - use your fist.
No man is successful until his mother-in-law admits it.
One good turn usually gets most of the blanket.
Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.
If it were truly the thought that counted, more woman would be pregnant.
No one is listening until you fart.
Very interesting. Thanks for sharing.
lol
Lol those are very good, I shall be remembering those to use at a later date.
not too bad
hmmm interesting and quite true
those are great thoughts, thanks so much
Thank you for that, they're brilliant.
Thanks! I shall be farting more than usual today...:)
are the yamsters playing tricks on me, l swear l just answered this one, so what the heck, have a star