Would you wash my underwear if I let you rifle through my couch cushions for spa!


Question: notahopeinhe** buddy,..
however;if you put them in a nice tightly tied,politically and environmentally correct- biodegradable bag,I will go bury them out in the back forty,..or perhaps the neighbours field.

Then I'll give you a lift,couch change in hand,and we'll go to Zellers or K-mart for undies.
Those fitted boxers would be nice on you I bet. ; )


Answers: notahopeinhe** buddy,..
however;if you put them in a nice tightly tied,politically and environmentally correct- biodegradable bag,I will go bury them out in the back forty,..or perhaps the neighbours field.

Then I'll give you a lift,couch change in hand,and we'll go to Zellers or K-mart for undies.
Those fitted boxers would be nice on you I bet. ; )

....hmmmm How about I rifle through your couch & supplement the meager findings with my out of pocket expense and buy you some new underwear.

Heeelllllll nawwwww!

Is couch cushion a fancy name for your taint? If so, then yes.

You best throw some $20 dollar bills under your couch cushions, then we may have a deal.

I'll wash 'em for free, baby!

I think you need the change, brother.

Hmmm....I'm not sure about that Buk! ;-) But reading this question reminded me of a very embarrassing story.

Let me preface by saying I typically fold my laundry on my couch...I ordered a new couch and the guys were taking my old couch out and as they removed the cushions, lo and behold there crammed in between the cushions was a pair of my panties! Imagine my embarrassment! One of them grabbed them, held them up and said, "Do you want these back or do they come with the old couch?"

i'm doing laundry right now so just throw them in with the rest of the stuff and i'll do them for free but just tonight cause i'm already having to do it

let me ponder this for a moment . . . NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Depends...can we take them to the laundry mat? I really don't want them in my washer. How much money under your couch cushions? Is it enough for laundry soap and bleach? Do your undies have skid marks? If so, we need to buy a pair of gloves and tongs..I'm not picking them up!

Only if I had a big stick and a kettle of boiling water. Scratch that. Not washing a stranger's underwear.

I'd rather wash your couch cushions and rifle through your ..... on second thoughts, forget it!

lol, i'll just get you some new ones, early christmas present....

I'll warsh 'em if theys got some spare change in 'em too. I'll need it fer the laun'ry mat. O course-- I might jest find a few pairs of lost underwares stuck in b'tween yer couch cushions too.

how long this sausage been here

i get to wash your underwear and spelunk for change!!! woo hoo !!! i keeps all the cheetos i finds and it'd be a deal!!!

there's not enough change in the US Mint for that job

Now you know I'm not going to find any spare change in the couch! Not even a sausage crumb! What a guy won't do to get his laundry done. Sheesh!!

How about I just burn them and buy you new ones with the money I find in your couch?
You like leopard print thongs? Yeah, I thought so.

We went shopping with all that spare change from the couch last night, after I washed your undies. Uh, oh---Buk!!!! @#$%!!
Was that a bogus Buk's couch???? I really thought it was your's. Oh Buk!!

I'd need rubber gloves.

I don't think so....... Homie don't play dat.

Buk, you wear underwear?

Well, if dangling it from a broomstick under a raging waterfall for 5 minutes before dunking it into a boiling vat of industrial bleach counts as washing, uhm...sure.

Oh what the hell... Let me get my chemical/ biohazard suit on, and grab these industrial tongs first.

Only if you throw a HazMat suit into the bargain, bub.

I sent round those delightful ladies from 'How Clean is your house?' They love poking round people's insanitary bits. They found more than spare change down the back of the sofa. The list of retrieved items includes a dehydrated mouse, three half chewed toffees, a broken biro, some losing betting slips, some can ring-pulls, a banana skin, OJ Simpson's other glove, and OOOOhhh, my God..... a wedding pic of Liza Minelli and David Gest. You depraved creature.

One pair of sparkling clean drawers and a tossed salad coming right up.

Just hang it on your neighbor's fence. I'm sure it will rain sooner or later.
And you get to keep the change too !



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