Funny? Or not?!
Question: A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello.
He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind races back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “OMG! are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt ???”
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”
Answers: A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello.
He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind races back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “OMG! are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt ???”
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”
Someone needs to buy me a chair. I fell off laughing and broke it. ='(
ouch
LOL. VERY FUNNY
hehe, its very funny..^^
pretty good.
Lmao...very funny!
Thats funny
That was good
lol GREAT!
wow..."cringes"
lmao! omg, that was hilarious!
thanks I needed a good laugh!
its old
hehe ah good laugh before bed
LMAO!!!! NOW WHO'S THE BLOND!!
wow! thats EMBARRASSING! and AWKWARD! :D
LOL, hahahahah,that was a good one.
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
That was funny! Good one! lol
Funny
I heard this one before! THIS IS SO FUNNY!!! LOL!!!
LOL!!!