Why do all the men i date have such big egos and big mouths and such a little pe!
Question: It didn't seem that way when i was younger. Now there seems to be an epidemic of, well, you know. It is so terribly disappointing when all is going well and you get your hopes up and WHOOPS! out pops a pencil. i am so discouraged that i bought a device they very advertising on direct tv. hope it makes it by the weekend. I just cannot bear another pencil thin mike. just not worth the bother.
Answers: It didn't seem that way when i was younger. Now there seems to be an epidemic of, well, you know. It is so terribly disappointing when all is going well and you get your hopes up and WHOOPS! out pops a pencil. i am so discouraged that i bought a device they very advertising on direct tv. hope it makes it by the weekend. I just cannot bear another pencil thin mike. just not worth the bother.
Maybe you just haven't found Mr. Write!
I suppose you just don't know how to pick em.
Try dating a pornstar if you're looking for tree trunks
omg lmao
You have issues...........
You can't play a small organ in a huge cathedral.
Sounds to me like you are looking to hard for something other than a pencil...sounds like your device will be a MUCH SAFER alternative
no good can come when yer trying to date 14-year old boys.
maybe it just happens that your on the wrong place at the wrong time in meeting your men...
Where are you meeting these dicks?
Lol, there should be some type of screening before dating shouldn't there? Next time, jokingly ask to see a condom. Big guys get the extra big condoms.
look at their feet or hands before approaching them. lol
you havent dated me!!!!!!!!!!
i guess like people say that guys that drive big trucks is just to compensate for the size of their penis. they have to be big somewhere. I'm just a common guy and don't have to do that .(had no complaints here) and ironic i do drive a big truck. ha!ha! but I'm not arrogant about it
The pencil's aren't little, it's just your sharpener is too big!
Maybe there's too much room in your pencil case!