I fed my larger Elf a pop tart, and now he wont stop running around in circles..!
Question: Sugar high!
Answers: Sugar high!
tell him you'll cut off his little stubby fingers and send him back to the circus if he won't knock it off. once an elf's been captured, you need to show 'em who's boss. this crap might fly in the magical forest, but not in the city, son!
tie him to a chair
duct tape him to the wall.
Punch it to the ground. Then tell it you're going to put it in time out if it doesn't calm down.
Remind him that neither the tart nor
the toaster are circular, and if it
wants to stay an Elf, to run
properly, that is, in squares.
If your larger Elf persists, you can
assume maybe he or she had just
heard that old song by Billy Preston,
"Will It Go Round In Circles?"
Let your smaller Elf take care of it if that dont work call Kelloggs!
You have an Efl???? TELL ME WHERE U GOT IT! I WANT ONE!
Threaten to tell his Mom. That always works for me and my elves.
Bonk him on the head with a frying pan until those little stars float above him in circles.
Tie his feet together. They look cute when they hop.
I thought elves only ate Keebler cookies/crackers?
pop him in the head one good time and that should do the trick
an elf wheel works wonders
PLAY THAT SONG!!! so he can sing it while he goes in CIRCLES!!
give him a hit of insulin
yeah Ducktape, maybe to ceiling fan so he dont waste all energy.
knock that sucker out!!lolz=D
You should get him in a box and mail it to Australia or hit him in the head with a frying pan until it stops running.
Give him Hot cocoa!! then coffee, the both will make him calm down alote!!
Elves are not suger eaters, I would check under the suit I think its a STRANGER!!!!
Hand him a vacuum cleaner...at least if he's running around in circles, he'll get some house cleaning done for you!
Give it some black coffee.
Make sure the next one you give him is cold. You probably burnt out half of his mouth. Lucky for you he didnt bite!
wait until he pops.
Hold up a tazer. If he says "Don't taze me, bro!" then you have to taze him. If he just looks at you like you're nuts, give him another poptart.
dust rag in one hand, and pledge in the other! tell that thing to get hopping.
Don't feed him pop tarts? Let him run it off.
sprinkle salt on him!
I had this happen to my elf and I fed him a half of a box of ex lax's and he was running but to the john..!!!
give him a cup of coffee...=-)
well, its an elf. so legal and morral codes dont apply.....
tye it to a chair, ductape ite mouth. and gimme 5min alon w/him...i'm feeling a little annoyed/angry and i'd lovve to vent on it. beat it up