What's NOT a good idea to do at the zoo?!
Question: Use your 15 month old child as bait to lure the dingos in for a closer look.
Answers: Use your 15 month old child as bait to lure the dingos in for a closer look.
stick your head in the lions cage and give him the raspberry
Eat the poop the monkeys throw at you.
Act like a monkey...they might keep you ;)
Run out screaming 'THEY'RE LOOOOSEEE!! THE ANIMALS ARE OUT!!!'
Throw small children into the lion's cage.
Get in the lion cage so you can take a "good picture"!
Throw a used tampon into the monkey cage.
Pee no a monkey
do the mating call
to go there on the same day that all the kids from the entire school district are taking their feildtrip day!!! ha ha ha that would suck
Get in the cage with the lions. Ooooooo.....................
tease the monkeys hahah they might throw poop at u...lol i heard that once it happened to my friend lol hahaha
Get too close to a cage with monkeys or chimps. They pull your hair. It's not fun. How do I know this? I've had personal experience.
Play tag with the Gorillas.
Wrestle a turtle.
Hippo rodeo.
Attempt to shave the lion
Paint a zebra pink and purple
Try to take a picture inside a hippo's mouth.
Hump a bears leg
stand around and watch the monkeys who are throwing their poop at the guests.
Pee on the Grizzly bears.
Put your penis in an alligator's mouth.
Go on a safari hunt.
To capsulize all of the above, not abiding to the warning signs regarding safety and order all over the zoo and forgetting to use common sense.