Hey whats the stupidest thing you remember doing drunk?!
Question: I woke up next to the ugliest girl I have ever seen.
I then prayed to god that I was so drunk, that I couldn't get it up.
Answers: I woke up next to the ugliest girl I have ever seen.
I then prayed to god that I was so drunk, that I couldn't get it up.
I know someone that did a driver's ed lesson shi*wrecked!
putting out a cigarette on my arm 2 times, hurt like hell the next day
poopin on the porch
i've never been drunk
hugging n kissing my bf crazily in front of my Mum !!!!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
you dont wanna know.
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i dont drink sorry lol
Once I peed in a bush, in the city, along with my mom and her friend. Good times...good times...
if i was really drunk... i don't remember...
trying to rip a stop sign out of the ground..yeah I was that drunk
Being an a**hole!
ran down the street naked.
:|
Sticking those long shish-kabob sticks through pickles and taping googly eyes to them and making a video of it with friends
I tried to give myself a "mammogram" in a can crushing thing...hahaha
Driving home.
I slipped in the shower and pulled something in my knee had to wear a knee brace for like six weeks! could not bend my knee for a while! All Bad! Taking a shower while drunk is a really bad idea!
im bad with doors, i was sitting down once and went to lean back and some one had opened the door so i slammed my head on the floor and i was at a party a different time and walked into the screen door.
I can't get drunk... but I love to drink
tried to "steer" my equally drunk boyfriend at the time on his Harley on the freeway at 3:00 A.M., coming home from a party. I used my hands on his hips to manuever us on 101, to go Left or go Right....?
Seeing a fire engine in attendance at a factory fire, and asking if they could light my ciggy whilst they were in there.
No one was in the building.
Going off on a girl that could've probably beat my butt, smacking a cop in the face with a flier someone handed me (didn't get arrested, yay me!) and hardcore kissing this lesbian girl that wasn't even attractive. Damn that booze!!!
I had a conversation with a flower pot that looked like a turtle. Too bad it contained a cactus. That hurt like hell when I went to pet it.
: )
Well I went to the club with the supervisor at work and did the watoosi(weird caucasion dance). Rushed Back to the Motel 6 in a hurry and was doing it to Kanye West all night long. Until the Boss caught us and took some money by firing my ***.
This one time, I was so under the influence that when called upon to name the author of "Two Cheers for Democracy" I said C. S. Lewis instead of E. M. Forster. I was so humiliated, I hid for minutes!
trying to attract a rapist on purpose so I would have a legitimate reason to stab him with the knife I was carrying and exorcise all my self hatred. Trying to start a fight with a military girl by kissing her boyfriend in front of her because I was suicidal and couldn't do it myself.
not a good time in my life.
the key word here is "remember". i was dropped down a flight of stairs twice, but don't ask me, i don't remember.