Whats your secret for a long, happy life?!
Question: "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," said the lady to the little old man, rocking in a chair on his porch.
He replied "I smoke 60 cigs. a day, do a gram of Charlie, a spliff every night, case of whisky a week, eat junk food, never exercise and do pills at the week-end.
"That's amazing", said the woman, "How old are you?"
Twenty six!
Answers: "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," said the lady to the little old man, rocking in a chair on his porch.
He replied "I smoke 60 cigs. a day, do a gram of Charlie, a spliff every night, case of whisky a week, eat junk food, never exercise and do pills at the week-end.
"That's amazing", said the woman, "How old are you?"
Twenty six!
I wont get any older-im now officially pickled ;-) !!xx
be neutral at all times
Did somebody say rocking chair??
I don't know yet. ask me in 50 years.
I dont care abt what others think of me...
LOL!
60 ciggies and a bottle of vodka a day
LOL~NICE!! :o)
My secret is simple, lots of love, lots of sex, and don't sweat the small s h i t !!!
nearly same as the old man
If you want to be happy, you need to make sure that your happiness doesnt depend on other peoples actions or words.. You should be able to find little things to make you happy.. To do that you need to have a hobby, something that you like doing and that will make you happy no matter what.. or spend time with the people you love or go to places you love.. If you want have a long life, you need to take care of your body... Our bodies are like cars, like machines.. if you look after them well they will function well for a long time.. make sure you eat well and exercise... it is simple to have a lovely life, be beautiful and confident, live long and be happy...
4.a.m. Moisturize Turn on the Exhaust....Perk up.the Brew
[my thinking cup] then turn on the Ceiling Fans..
So i am electrocuted out to Space to
find Room in that Traffic So I can reach the Shore
NO problem i cleaned the Debris [I am whom I am]
JUST a STRANGER,,!!
LMAO, love that.
Lmao.....nice one!!!
eat less than ur requriement & do YOGA everyday