Challenge : Is there a fairy tale you would like to re-write ....?!
Question: ..making it contemporary or more joyful, or more Hollywood?
Give us the title and the changes you would make.
And give us a laugh!
Because some of them sound so scary to a lot of children....
Answers: ..making it contemporary or more joyful, or more Hollywood?
Give us the title and the changes you would make.
And give us a laugh!
Because some of them sound so scary to a lot of children....
Little Red Riding Hood:
At the end the woolf kills the hunter (My personal satisfaction).
And Red Riding Hood becomes a proffesional mistress.
Justifying the subconcious meaning of this porno - fairytale, comdemned by all pshocologists of the world.
Cinderella
...instead, it would be called Stepsisterellas..and the step sisters would get tortured while Cinderella has all the fun :)
"Cinderella" and write in the divorce.
Yeah! Snow White and the seven dwarfs! What's up with biting an apple, dying and needing a kiss to wake up again?
Sounds more of a Zombie Flick to me!
When the witch in "disguise" came to the door of the little house of the 7 dwarfs, I would have just slammed the door to her face, yelling to her to get a job!! And that's the end to it! I would have made a very funny movie out of it, instead of so much drama!!!
Yes, the Bible
Title: Believe It Or Not
Changes: None. No greater fairy tale has ever been told.
Also would change Three Blind Mice
That part about the farmer's wife chasing after the poor little creatures with a carving knife is just wrong.
i'd rewrite a lot of the Disney stuff. maybe make some of them a little more true to the books.
And i would make it a point to tell girls that being a princess is not something they want to be.
And being a princess means you have to be polite and thoughtful, not inconsiderate and witchy (witchy with a B)
Last year I saw a book about Sleeping Beauty for adults. I bought it thinking it was like a romance novel. WRONG!!! It was about S&M....freaked me out.
I would rewrite Snow White.Snow white behind the scenes it would be called. Because everyone wants to know what Snow White was doing with the seven dwarves, we want the truth.
Alice in Wonderland.
Making Wonderland be the real world, and the so-called real world will prove to be nothing but an illusion.
"Little Red Riding Hood". Scary enough.... Little RRH after bringing the poor wolf close to death, she has guilt. She kisses him and he turns into a Prince as in all tales this is what kisses do. They get married, granny hears the news, has a heart attack. The End.
Yes, Snow White: The Prince finally leaves her and marries to the witch because he decides he preffers mature and experienced women who know "magic tricks".
Stop messing around with the fairy tales, you cluck.