They got me again. Is it wrong to ask?!
Question: if you had a million dollars? what would you buy me?
Answers: if you had a million dollars? what would you buy me?
If I Had A Million Dollars
by Barenaked Ladies
Lyrics:
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
If I had a million dollars
I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich
nothing..................don't know you
Implants! The world loves IMPLANTS!
no............................ I'd buy you anything your little heart desires............... and take you on a shopping trip to Victoria Secret!
whatever u asked me for =)
I'd buy you a really nice shower so you'd not be a dirty girl anymore! You'd be CLEAN!
No nothing wrong in that and I told you the last time what I would do. A plane ticket and bring your butt on down here to visit me.
i don't cuess much but this su#@ takes the cake! I get V'ed on a regular day 2 or 3 times I tell jokes,all I want is to help you laugh.Girl don't stop it is someone that does not have a life ,and has a need to hurt the people that do.lov you always
I SAW THAT bullocks to them I'm giving you a star if I had a million dollars I'd buy you anything you want. party on babe
protection so we can do it for a long time.