What did you do to my van?!
Question: i thought you were more responsible than that.
Answers: i thought you were more responsible than that.
what? are you accusing me of screwing in your back seat?
What you don't like the new paint job? I thought you liked purple polka dots?!
what i just pimped it out, ya know put in some leopard seats and a disco ball. now we can call it the Shaggin Wagon
Sorry I hit a guardrail but I thought you would not notice so I didn't tell you about it! I will pay you back!
i didn't do it > she did!
wow idk
I moved it down by the river for you.
well, you really need to wash it.......
Oops... sorry... the goat was on the roof and then... you know.... uh... and I was like, "yikes !" and Jerry was like, "Crucio !".... and... yeah...
hey, I told you I don't know how to drive and I don't have a license either, what did you expect?
i parked it down by the river
took it for a spin and then sold some sandwiches from the back of it in the Burger King car park.If you go quick it might still be there.The keys are in it!
Sorry about filling you van with beavers
sorry! it wasn't me
I set it on fire. With gas and matches. I found it funny. You didn't?
What? What are you talking about, I didn't do that...you did...but whatever it was...I'm sorry...=(
i was not near your van
I cleaned up the wet patch. How did you find out?!
IT WASNT ME!!!! U see, those ppl over there jacked your car and like made in crash into a building and made it crash down , making an implosion and like made half of the world implode cos ppl were smoking and play wit matches there and ur van was in the middle of all that and... *sucks air back in* thats y theres a dent on the rear.
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she made me do it
Sorry
sorry...I am so sorry...what the hell happen to you're van?
i got lost.couldn't figure out the GPS.so i when i got to california,i realized i ran out of gas.sorry!
can i use it this weekend?
Nope sorry...it happened in the neighbour's flower garden too...lol. Can't help it when the urge comes on.
See I was being a responsibile driver! But then like I got distracted by something and almost hit that cute little squirrle...so I kinda ran into the tree....SORRY! At least I wasn't drunk and I wasn't drinking at all!...although my friend in the passengers seat was a little wasted...
What would I be doing with your van other than washing it? I don't have a driver's license.