A zombie is currently eating my leg...any advice?!


Question: Tell his potato peeling *** to be gentle.

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Answers: Tell his potato peeling *** to be gentle.

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Zombie are secks, you are lucky.


Zombie now :]]]]

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I haven't seen that group for a long time. Hmm gigs must be getting slow... oh well, they have to eat something.. good luck.
Drag yourself into some daylight...quickly!!!
Ketchup and salt
1. do not panic
2. grab a steak out of your kitchen
3. if you havent got one then hit it across the head and hope it lets go
4. if that doesnt work, then your screwed
5. sorry
Put some salt in the zombies mouth that will bring back the memories of the dead person, but for your sake i hope it works other wise you had better be wearing tear away track pants.

Oh i forgot to tell you that only one kind of salt works on most zombies, salt of the earth not salt from the sea, hope you have some good rock salt handy.
You may have a problem, since the zombie saliva that contains the zombie virus has now probably already entered your bloodstream.

http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombies...
I say eat his leg right back! Might as well because you will soon be joining him and his legion of undead...sorry man!!
Hide the condiments. You will not be near as tasty without salt, pepper and ketchup.
shoot yourself, you will only turn into one now & you don't want that!
Don't be selfish....give that muck for brains the feast of his short lived zombie life!
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