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Answers: How baaaad is that? We even removed the tassels from our handlebars.

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Do you still have your basket and your little bell?

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Did they give you skirt guards for the rear wheels? or are they just for the guys wearing kilts?

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If you really want to impress them, put a Bucky Dent rookie card in the front wheel, and a Steve Yeager in the back.

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