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Answers: Hey, no big deal. I would just say "that's nice" and change the subject.

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"Oh, you're not either? Good. I thought I was alone."

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"So that's why you have that stain on your pants..."

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Ew gross. There isn't going to be a 2nd date.

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" Ok, good night, idiot."

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excuse me i have to go to the little girls room.....THEN RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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not good, I should not be dating a he.

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Text a friend about it and tell her to call you in the next five minutes with a serious emergency that makes you have to leave.

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i would subtly take a glance in the general vicinity... & hope that i don't have reason to laugh out loud...

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too much info

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ok this guy is super horney. so be excited coz your horney too or be insulted that he's not into who you are.

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Tell him you poor thing and take him to the mall to go shopping on your date. lol

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wtf ?

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Yuck!!!

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lets go for chinese,indian is totally out of the question :(

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um....your discusting! and i have to go to the bathroom and then sneak out the bathroom window! lol

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"help!!!!"

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Omgosh....I eye him with shock as he....

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Seriously, i would think retarded and this is our last date.

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Oh really? I'd laugh and say, "Thank you for an interesting evening" and excuse myself from the table

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As a lady I would hold him close for a bit, then size him up.

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Good Grief Man.

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I would think "what a freak" & say you need to go to the loo & shoot through & leave the freak to himself!!
thats what i would do!

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i run away run far far away!

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Give him a wedgie and watch him squirm !

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