"Men are like".... star if funny?!


Question: Men are like ... newborn babies
They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.

Men are like ... Coffee
The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

Men are like ... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

Men are like ... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like ... Chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ... Power tools
They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.

Men are like ... Remote controls
Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

Men are like .... Shag carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.

Men are like ... Vacuum cleaners
They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

Men are like ... Road kill
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

Men are like ... Soap operas
They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.

Men are like ... Pillows
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

Men are like ... Old car tires
Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

Men are like ... Plastic wrap
Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.

Men are like ... Department stores
Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like ... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like ... Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.


Answers: Men are like ... newborn babies
They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.

Men are like ... Coffee
The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

Men are like ... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

Men are like ... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like ... Chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ... Power tools
They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.

Men are like ... Remote controls
Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

Men are like .... Shag carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.

Men are like ... Vacuum cleaners
They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

Men are like ... Road kill
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

Men are like ... Soap operas
They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.

Men are like ... Pillows
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

Men are like ... Old car tires
Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

Men are like ... Plastic wrap
Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.

Men are like ... Department stores
Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like ... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like ... Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
i bet women found this funny. it's alright and has some truth but you can't live without us, whose gonna kill your spiders?
you are 300% right, a star for you
men are like commericals
you cant believe a word they say

men are like popcorn
they only please you for a little while
whatever men are what would youdo without them !
LOL 100% correct! star for you!
Funny.
Peace.
Yes it's funny and sooo true.
LOL!! I am sendin this 2 all ov my friends!!!!!!!!!
LOL
Women are like...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

Women are like...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

.Women are like..Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

Women are like...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

Women are like...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

Women are like...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

Women are like...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

Women are like...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

Women are like ...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

Women are like...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

Now those are funny
lol thanks that was funny!


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