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Answers: And no ladies, I'm not talking about your worthless men.

I call my toaster "Honeybuns", and my microwave "Sweet Cheeks". And I talk dirty to the dishwasher. Do you like making your appliances feel sexy?

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Your caring,warm heart is so sweet.

I think food is sexy.

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no

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No. Can't say I do that.

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Yes...the things which link me to my sweetie. ;)

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I usually call my appliances, "pieces of sh*t".
We do have a wooden dog that we call Rowdy! :-)

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you're weird.

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i call my wife honey....

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You talk dirty to your dishwasher? Whew....now I don't feel so freaky for bathing my blender in rose petals on Valentine's Day.....lol.

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I call my jack rabbit 'perfectness' because it is.

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I only have terms of endearment for my guitars - they usually reciprocate.

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yes

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I like making everything feel sexy.

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