What are some things that you wouldnt want to have happen while running a marath!


Question: I was running the SF marathon two years ago and the cops were stopping runners at intersections and letting cars go. I was so pissed.

Last year I was running the Big Sur marathon and had to pee. I stopped along the road and ran into the bushes and started to go and there was a woman squatting on the other side of the bush and I peed on her.


Answers: I was running the SF marathon two years ago and the cops were stopping runners at intersections and letting cars go. I was so pissed.

Last year I was running the Big Sur marathon and had to pee. I stopped along the road and ran into the bushes and started to go and there was a woman squatting on the other side of the bush and I peed on her.
A sudden case of diarrhea.
diarrhea cha cha cha
That animal boxcar carrying a shipment of enraged bulls derailed right onto the roadway
I would not want to have diarrhea while running a marathon.
lol
the first answerers already said what I was gonna say ...
My sister runs marathons and she said people actually pee and poop themselves and just keep running. Gross.
Hate when my shoes get untied! I don't want that to happen!
OK a terrorist attack on the city where the marathon is being held would probably not be a good thing.
A serious case of the munchies or an urgent cell phone call from my parole officer!
having your shorts fall down and then tripping on them! lmao !
A heart attack, get behind a group that refused to let me pass them, my gastrointestinal system remind me I forgot to take an Imodium before the run, muscle cramps, an ankle roll, shin splints ( any type of injury for that matter), out of Gator Aid at the aid station, someone point a marker the wrong direction..........find out someone stole the beer at the finish line (Aarrgghhhhhhh !)


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