What do you think of when i shout?!
Question: "TAKE IT OUT IT`S HURTING"
Answers: "TAKE IT OUT IT`S HURTING"
Do you need Vaseline or a plaster?
pmsl a splinter lol
Lol....
what you do on your own time is your business... I really don't need nor want to know!
my ex
someone's biting ur finger?
sorry I don't think I can afford another violation!
misery
it's too early for me to say! lol
A family friendly answer ;)
A drawing pin that someone accidently left on a chair that you just sat on!
That you had put your finger in a woodpeckers hole.......hole in the tree..!
The nurse who is giving you your flu shot!
Prison rape
LOL well... you know..
child birth
I would probably close my ears
A visit to the dentist for toothache.
your bf is hung
Large wallet, tight jeans.
next doors bulldog.lol
yer big wimp
LOL! a bad tooth...........honest! lol
someone is giving you a vaccine through a syringe on your butt!
SHUT UP HIPPY, you'll wake the children
hmmmmmmmmmm
non-gutter answers:
a splinter of wood embedded in a body part;
a sewing needle stuck in the skin;
a bee's stinger in a body part;
a tick embedded in a leg;
an earring that has become infected;
a staple through a finger......
i'll pass on the gutter answers ;) the mind boggles and I'm still working out what's acceptable and what isn't in mixed company ;)
i would say your shouting isn't going to help...
You let your three year old comb your hair.
or
Your contact has gotten stuck in your eye.
or
You just got stung by a bee.
or
You have an ingrown toe nail.
or
You fell on a patch of prickly pair cactus
or
A cockroach crawled in your ear and got stuck when you were sleeping.
or
You got your hand stuck in a pickle jar.
or
You're getting a mammogram.
or
You're having a pap smear.
or
You got bubblegum stuck in your hair.
or
Your toddler stuck a bean up his nose.
I could go on and on........
Ok Murcia I will hop on a plane and be right over. lol