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Answers: Are you reading that paper your sitting on? i wa going to say, yes, with my japs eye, but handed it over coyly, just cant get the smile off my face now. i look like a right muppet... anyway what would you say?

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yes my *** is reading the shity news hehehe.

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I would probablt have laughed right in the poor persons face! How silly can one be! =]

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just say 'i can't read that close'

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lol!
say if you hadnt realised my eyes are all over it.

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I would say well im always telling my kids ive got eyes in my @rse so yes i must be.

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No, I've just wiped by àrse on it. Would you like it?

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start squirming and tell him you are wiping with it

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Well excuse the smell as I just farted on it, but here you go.

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that was a stupid question for that person to ask!!

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