Have you ever been to a concert and used the bathroom?!
Question: picture this,you're in a line for the ladies room and your next.you go inside and you have to use everything you've got to cover your nose cause the lady before you took a nasty crap and the paint was peeling off the walls.you've held your breath as long as you can,you open the door to leave and walk by the rest of the waiting woman and they give you a dirty look.by this time the stinky chick has disappeared and you're left holding the bag.
so what do you say as you're leaving?should you point to someone else?or say,boy what a relief?
Answers: picture this,you're in a line for the ladies room and your next.you go inside and you have to use everything you've got to cover your nose cause the lady before you took a nasty crap and the paint was peeling off the walls.you've held your breath as long as you can,you open the door to leave and walk by the rest of the waiting woman and they give you a dirty look.by this time the stinky chick has disappeared and you're left holding the bag.
so what do you say as you're leaving?should you point to someone else?or say,boy what a relief?
OMG...I've been through that a million times.
How about when you're "hovering" over the toilet, trying to hold your breath but also trying to keep the bottoms of your pants off the wet p*ssed floor, trying to pull that toilet paper that comes out one piece at a time WHILE holding your purse cause the floor is soaked and there is no hook to hang it up. By the time your done your pee, not only are you totally exhausted...but you FINALLY take that deep breath that you held in through that horrible ordeal.
Can't wait til the next concert!
YeeHaaa!!
i dont say anything. who cares lol
well if it were me,being a guy.the stinkier the prouder you are of it.i'd walk out with a smile on my face.
Smile, and tell them high fiber foods are great for the digestive tract.
I ask her if she and her sh*tty look wanna go outside to talk about it.
probably wasn't the chick you blamed either. ever think of that? maybe it was the one before her....or ten before her.
well when i went to a mary j. blige concert, the had porter potties
Just tell the next person, "Better hold your breath if you know what's good for you!"....lol..
who really cares
You're most likely never going to see these people again. I know it's embarrassing, but just walk away.
I think anyone who seriously expects a concert bathroom to smell like roses oughta carry their own private porta-potty around if it bothers them so much.
ahhh i'd run in squat and run right back out!
Don't say anything! Public bathrooms are stinky, everyone knows that. No need to explain yourself.
When I was younger everyone was so stoned they didn't care.
I would just walk out!
Well, the bathroom is the place to take a dump! I don't care what anyone else thinks, they're probably going to do the same thing the woman before me did. . . so what!
in that case i would hide my face and run!
poor stormy,sh*t just follows you around.lol
just say, "dont you ****, everyone does" and walk away lol
Lol that's never happened to me. I'd probably comment that they need to keep air fresheners in the bathroom so we didn't have to suffer.
gosh, it is so easy.I'll tell to their faces "what the hell you're lookin' at? you waited enough so go inside now and enjoy the hell i've been through awhile ago! GO!!!"
id fart as i walked past them! lmao! just kidding.
it's all in your head,how could all the women in line smell the cubicle and give you a dirty look???,even the first in line would be inside with the door shut--or do you stand there and wait for responses and look back at the door?????
Strike up a 20 minute conversation with the next person explaining how you have excellent hygine and have never taken a smelly crap. Be prepared by providing a list of references that have shared bathrooms with you, especially your current spouse/roommates. You might also want to purchase a device that can rate smells, so that you can take a reading when you first arrive in the bathroom, then note the time you start your business, so you can show the proof to the next person. Neither one of you really wanted to see the concert anyway.
i would give her a HUGE smile & say that beans are full in fiber & are nutricious & delicious! lol
I just say "it's not my fault...be careful in there!" I've had to do that before, it sucks!
To answer the first question - No, not at the same time.
To answer the second question - I would say 'Sorry ladies I appear to be in the wrong toilet!'
To answer the third question - No, it is inadvisable to point at people in toilets.
To answer the fourth question - No, say nothing.
One of the great things about being a guy is you can piss anyware.If I went in to a hell hole like that I'd just piss in the paking lot or something.
No i never had used the bathroom at a concert, and i never will do that at all.
hey stormy,i like the new hair color.
i'd just give a snobey look and walk away.