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Answers: *marks number 74 off "Thing to do Before I Die" list*

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they thought it would be fun to make a white meat sandwich...

I need some ice now...

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Lady, you're lucky you woke up!

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I would think I would be still sleeping. Not a snowball chance in H-e double hockey sticks would that happen to me.

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I hope to God I never remember, that' s what.

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Too much saki

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I guess you should be happy that you don't remember...

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Just fulfilled my greatest fantasy! (jk)

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Somebody got a stinking A** rubbed on them last night. Or stole my Bed and me in it!

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woke up with a busted @ss.

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Either I lost a bet, or they won one.

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been really really and i mean really drunk....more drunk than Gibson's remarks on jews, though i do agree with him LOL

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It never happened! I swear!! Whatever Elmo told you was a lie. I've never even been to Japan, let alone out of my home-town of Sweet-No-Nothin', Alabama.

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The pilot "Sumo-Nija Warrior" with you as the M.C. lol

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sumo fight

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I hope to God I never remember, that' s what.

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Too much Tequila...

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Never will happen

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They got excited at the mention of buttplugs.

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