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Answers: Two old men were talking on a park bench.
After a while one said," By the way, how's your wife ? "
" I think she's dead."
" What do you mean "?
" Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes are starting to pile up ".

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what ever you do don't think about penguins

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it could have been worse.
it could have been me

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Sympathies. How are the stars where you live?

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The eyes would have no rainbow if the soul had no tears.

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Keep your head high love. The bunny believes in you.

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awwww =[ watch a show or take a hot bath itll make u feel lots better

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It's almost quitting time, and then you can pull out of the parking lot a crank up the music!

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keep it rockin sister...we all have days like that....tomorrow is a new day~

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whats the differance between a hoover and a harley?
the position of the dirtbag haahah
hope you feel better

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At least you have a job.
You could have got fired
It could have been worse
You are allive and well
everyone loves you! lol ?j

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Make sure if you are talking to your boss on the phone, hit the mute button before you say anything bad. I forgot oops! :)

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Strange Job Interview Behavior

Most managers and supervisors (and HR people) have had experiences interviewing candidates for job openings. Certainly head-scratchers, and amusing (at least to read about). Strange but true.
Based on a survey published via the Internet, here are some of the odd things reported by Human Resource professionals.


"... wouldn't get out of the chair until I would hire him. I had to call the police."

"... had a little pinball game and challenged me to play with him."

"... bounced up and down on my carpet and told me I must be highly thought of by the company because I was given such a thick carpet."

"Said he wasn't interested because the position paid too much."

"During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the candidate's brief case. He took it out, shut it off, apologized and said he had to leave for another interview."

"A telephone call came in for the job applicant. It was from his wife. His side of the conversation went like this: "Which company? When do I start? What's the salary?" I said, "I assume you're not interested in conducting the interview any further." He promptly responded, "I am as long as you'll pay me more." "I didn't hire him, but later found out there was no other job offer. It was a scam to get a higher offer."

"An applicant came in wearing only one shoe. She explained that the other shoe was stolen off her foot in the bus."

"His attache [case] opened when he picked it up and the contents spilled, revealing ladies' undergarments and assorted makeup and perfume."

"He came to the interview with a moped and left it in the reception area. He didn't want it to get stolen, and stated that he would require indoor parking for the moped."

"He took off his right shoe and sock, removed a medicated foot powder and dusted it on the foot and in the shoe. While he was putting back the shoe and sock, he mentioned that he had to use the powder four times a day, and this was the time."

"Pointing to a black case he carried into my office, he said that if he was not hired, the bomb would go off. Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be hired and that I was going to call the police. He then reached down to the case, flipped a switch and ran. No one was injured, but I did need to get a new desk."

"Candidate said he really didn't want to get a job, but the unemployment office needed proof that he was looking for one."

"... said he was so well-qualified that if he didn't get the job, it would prove that the company's management was incompetent."

"... stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application."

"She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to me and the music at the same time."

"Balding candidate abruptly excused himself. Returned to office a few minutes later, wearing a hairpiece."

"Applicant challenged interviewer to arm wrestle."

"... asked to see interviewer's resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate."

"Man wore jogging suit to interview for position as financial vice president."

"Interrupted to phone his therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions."

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Your hair looks nice today

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Hiya....Husband had two photos taken, for his Elderly mother a photo from the navel up and for his wife a photo from the navel down. However he accidentally mixed the photos up when placing them in the envelopes and he send the photo ‘navel down’ to Mommy. She replied: ”Thank you for the photo my son, but Mom suggests you change your hair style as it makes your nose look very short.“

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