I dont' know if you can ever forgive me for slamming the toilet seat down on!
Question:
I dont' know if you can ever forgive me for slamming the toilet seat down on your head....?
....but.....you DESERVED it!! (sob)
Answers: I don't blame you ... after all, that doctor said it needed to be done thrice a day. And you were helpful enough to volunteer.
Hmm, except now that I think about it, that doctor looked an awful lot like a Dalek with a labcoat on ...
And that doctor's office seemed an awful lot like an abandoned run-down amusement park ...
Wait a second ... Source(s):
DAAAAAAAAALEEEEEK!!!! Thats OK because Pay Back is a Mutha wtf You are forgiven because I did! I can forgive, but I can't forget.
Damn that Jagermeister! don't play it off like its the first time..jeez But I said I was sorry and I was DRUNK!!
Waaahhhhh!!! Dude! I was puking at the time...not cool, no matter how much of a drunken a55 I was... i forgive u ......but uh who are u who am i what day is it i have amniesa omg help help help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... You really know how to make a person cringe. this brain injury has made me forgiving...i forgive you
ps: what did i do? only if you can forgive me for thrusting an angry 3000 lb cactus in your mouth, filled with squirming baby scorpions I will if you forgive me for clean up your bank account Oh, my. Having a bad night, eh? the only reason im forgiving you is cause i flushed all your underwear down the toilet Dratted Robot. Good thing it's a nice, soft padded seat..or I'd be really angry with you right about now. And why would I deserve such a thing? It was YOUR cooking that made me sick to my stomach...I said it was a fresh 'crop'...not fresh 'crap.' Sheesh. {{urrrk}} 'Scuse me..gotta go.... next time what till Im done taking a leak... Gosh, it still hurts... No worries. But can't say that I won't 'accidentally' use your toothbrush to clean it next time. ah, there you are....and yes, I can' forgive...and no, i didn't deserve it, you bastar....d Sure,,,,,,,,,,,,by the way you're out of toilet paper, and for some reason the toilet keeps running over when I flush it !! Good Luck with that !!
LOL !! Quit talking about BUK in your sleep! Shut up, dalek;................. now, help me figure out who slammed the toilet seat on my head!
There I was, minding my own business, seeing how much toilet paper I could flush down the toilet; when I heard a sharp crack, felt blinding pain, and out went the lights..... When I came to, I was laying in a pile of TP, and seemed to be surrounded by badly animated cartoon animals and fireworks. I doused the fireworks, chased off the animals, then I swore me a solemn oath, that I would wreak terrible vengeance upon the black-handed...........
Oh! Hi Alec! I didn't see you standing there! Will you at least next time have the common courtesy to hold my hair back for me while I "evacuate"? The slamming of the lid on my head could not make it feel any worse, but getting that awful smell out of my hair takes forever. I was only saying...sometimes bigger isn't always better Dalek! I admit it is a lie, but I was trying to make you feel better. You have a big eyestalk thingy, that should make you feel good.
(My head hurts, and there are little birds flying in circles around it...is that normal?)