My husband said I'm not allowed to joke around ever again, should i run him !
Question:
My husband said I'm not allowed to joke around ever again, should i run him over or hit him with a bat?
Answers: Use the bat! His big head might put a dent in your car. *blushing* Stop flirting with me! Yes. Yes you should. Neither. Leave his sorry *** and don't ever look back. There are better people out there!!! Go for a frying pan! hit him with a bat Simply ask him to explain what he means by that. Then make your decision on what to do afterwards. the bat should keep care of that!! Throw him a bomb Bat! Bat! Bat! Smack him in the face with a toaster... or I suppose you could hit him with a bat and then run him over.. defently hmmm...both, then smile sweetly....I say, "just kidding dear"..... BOTH! at the same time, and then again, and then again. and then tie his nuts on the trailor hitch and drag him around the neighborhood, untill his scrotum falls off. I know from experience. yowza lol, hit him down with a bat, then run him over to finish him off, lol Hit him with the bat.
Than while he's out of it just you know play around a bit.
Hehe!! use the bat aim for the twigs n berries the bat Well..what did you joke about? If it was a mean joke or prank, then use the bat on yourself..lol. But if he's just a partypooper then hmmm...go ahead and run him over. its ok...mu husband doesn't get my jokes either and says that i am immature when i joke so....i just so it anyways because laughter is good for the heart....live, laugh, and love That depends. You may think he has no sense of humor, but did you ever stop to think that maybe your jokes just aren't all that funny? Replace the KY with some BenGay and tell him he's on his own tonight - Hit him in the balls with the bat. stick the bat up his @ss. run em over......then hit reverse! a nice wooden rolling pin should do the job... maybe knock some sence into him... Nah !!!! Just bend over for him and give the man the time of his life. Use the bat on your next go around but make sure it's lubed up first. Run his goofy a s s over. LMAO Oh Run over him. Use a crazy excuse--one that someone hasn't used before. Maybe a divorce might be easier and less harmful.