Does the Church of Bi-Polar Opposition do thorough background checks before allo!
Question:
Does the Church of Bi-Polar Opposition do thorough background checks before allowing a body to join?
If I commit a heinous crime then assume a new identity before aplying to join the CoBPO will they look really deeply into my past or will they just accept that I really *am* the illigitimate love child of Tyler and Marla?
Answers: No, honey...this is scary, so please have a seat. I am a virgin, but you are, however, the love child of Tyler...he has duel sex organs. Shhh I've kept it a secret for months. i wouldn't know, but usually they don't check Cinni your mother has kept you in the dark for your own protection as tyler is known to eat his own offspring, especially female cubs. But since you know the truth now you shall be known from this day forward as "Comtesse du Cinnamon I" .
King tyler the LOL No, they do it after you resign We usually give you a thorough check out both back and front but we don't care about your past misdemeanors.