Funny question, What is the best way to....?!


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Funny question, What is the best way to....?


accoridng to you what is the best way to kill a cockroach that is the floor, one that is on the wall, one that is in the ceiling, and one that is on you. 10 points goes to the one that is the most creative or logical.


Answers: Don't kill them, collect them in jars. Then train them to do tricks and travel the nation putting on a cockroach circus for the public. Bug spray, except the one on the ceiling, knock it down then bug spray it! Throw a chopstick.

Saw it on a Korean drama. take your shoes and smack him with that ray Slingshot with a rebounding bouncing shot. Hit all in one shot! Rubber ball is okay to use, put dishes away first. Sort of like what they do on playing pool. You know the 8 ball and all. squish the living snot out of it....ewwww Bug spray...you can spray it on anything...wall, floor everywhere. one on the floor, step on it, one on the wall, smash it, one on the ceiling, knock it to the floor and step on it, and one on you ,swat it off yourself and step on it. And this is funny how??? First your going to have to sweet talk it, get it comfortable and off guard. Thats when you go in for the attack. Newspapers and a vacume always work for me. 1. Curb stomp it
2. Punch/slap it
3. Spray it with Raid
4. Take it in your hand and SQUEEZE it. Oh, my!

Considering your current cockroach infestation, you might want to move, dear. let the iguana loose! how about you just run out of the room, than you don't have to worry about it(:

OR..

OH YEAH!
like in those cartoons where people are swimming and it kills all the fish, you can try that but just in a room ;D

OR...

bugspray, DUH! Do i hear a fire coming along?? floor: get mom to squish it
wall: hit it with a dirty dish
ceiling: throw waterballoons upward to drown it
me: flick it off and get mom to squish it Clorox spray ,a shoe , broom , aboric acid ,drown flush down toilet, raid , poison,exterminator,stab with needle , trap in jar no air holes,cut off pieces of its body, feed to dog , if on u punch,ceiling nock down with mop then squash, wall spray , basically what I've listed will work with all alternatives ice pick-best thrown when drunk TAK3 UR SHO3 OFF AND SMACK TH3M WITH IT.... U CAN ALSO US3 BUG SPRAY..... If it was on the floor I would keep my hand on top of a cup so the cockroach couldn't go anywhere and than rapidly shake it in a frenzy being happy that the lil sucker is under there. I would have tossed my lunch if I saw a cockroach on the walI and crushed the little bastards with a magazine before they had the chance to roam on the ceiling! Now, if the cockroach was on me... I would have flicked it so fast he would have been flying.

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