Are you the father of one of my kids???!
Question:
Are you the father of one of my kids???
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,"No, I'm your son's teacher."
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Answers: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That is a good one!!!!!!!!!! cute Dat's a gud un! Gud thang we's home-skoolin' our litl brat! LOL!!! Thanks for the laugh!!! That's one I will pass on!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Perfect for a Friday! Thanks for the laugh! Have a good one. ;) Free Tickets to the Maury Povich Show That's allot of words...If you want to practice making kids hit me up.
Cheers! HA! That's pretty good,thanks for sharing. lol cute hun! thanks HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
OMG!!! That was hilarious that was a good one. good 1 .............funny lmao on this one lol ;-) Thanks,I needed to laugh this morning LMAO.....too funny!!! It took me a second to figure that one out! Very funny!!! roflmaooooo. It totally turns me on that you are so smokin hot AND funny. Let me spank you one time. ? Sweetie , you got me laughing! Thanks for that!
Have a great day you sexy, groovy mamma! Thinkest before thou speakest LOL - good one! r u mother of one of my kids?