You know you're "OLD" when....???!
Question:
You know you're "OLD" when....???
Answers: Your back goes out more than you do, They play your favorite music in the elevator. Your clothes are normal, it's your body that's "relaxed fit". You're a person of many parts, teeth in the glass, ears on the table, eyes on the mantel, etc. You bend down to pick something up and it sounds like somebody set off a pack of firecrackers It hurts to get up in the morning. I'm leather skinned and wearing pastels and being fed my food and someone's changing my butt! you forgot where you put your teeth you tell teenagers to turn down their music so you can sleep. i'm 22. The music that changed the world in your youth has the word "Classic" before it.
Or you can remember what you were doing when a $300 bottle of fine scotch was made. You forget your name! Someone tells you to pull up your stockings ...and you're not wearing any! You notice grey hairs . . .down below!! you are obssesed with you bowels and the pattern in which they move ... you urinate frequently. You could remember when you had to get up to change the TV channel. when you go back to wearing diapers You can laugh, fart, sneeze, and pee all at the same time. you have to use medical remedies to have a regular bowel movement you're squinting to read something.. you make that "umph" sound when picking something up that isn't even heavy.. you bend down or kneel down to get something, and it hurts all over to get up.. :P
i'm 21 :D Your family starts not telling you things for your own good.
I am only 57 and that happened this week! You think sitting around watching the weather channel is "entertaining"! People start calling you sir or ma'am. You were a teenager when the beatles came out.
You have liver spots on your liver spots.
Your back goes out more often than you do.
Your ears are hairier than your head.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and isn't breaking any laws.
I can go on foreverrrrrr lol