OMG!!!! a 5000 pound elephant just stepped on me!!!! What should I do what shoul!
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OMG!!!! a 5000 pound elephant just stepped on me!!!! What should I do what should I do?
Answers: To begin with, did it step on a vital spot, or just a foot? If it was a vital spot, you have no worries, you`re dead. If it wasn`t a vital spot, then move it off you, and call an ambulance. While you wait please return the elephant to it`s owner,as he is probably worried about it. You`re welcome. 1st please describe to me HOW ARE YOU STILL HERE? OMG OMG!!! call 911 Scream for help if you are able!!! you should do nothing as you would probably be dead Take a nap, the pain should wear off soon. goodbye........... you can't do anything, you die right away =D QUICK !! RUN AND GET A 6000 LB MOUSE!!! Poo...he squeezed the sh!t out of you. get up and ruuuuuuuuuuuun away... fast.. he or she's probly hungry and going to eat you!!!! get off the computer!! QUICKKK! put a bandade on yourself!! Tell your wife to move away! Tell her shes hurting you! :) why are you still alive ? i call the guiness book of records shall i ? Well then you should be dead then, right? You should go to Hell (or Heaven. Whichever you prefer) put some Bengay on your sores. it'll be okay in the morning