Will Judge Judy sentence me to death if I try to commit suicide?!
Question:
Will Judge Judy sentence me to death if I try to commit suicide?
in some states suicide is illegal
Answers: Yes, it's illegal in the state I live in...but if she sentenced you to death, then I'd have to kill her. I dont know. Only if its cuz someone in your family tries to control you. attempted suicide is illegal. They cant convict if you commit suicide. she's the boss applesauce No, because suicide carries no death penalty, even in states which have it. She will visit you at the hospital wearing a red dress. worse you will be forced to talk to dr. phil for hours on end. Probably not. She presides over small claims, not criminal cases.
Also, I dunno if suicide is illegal, but is attempting suicide considered illegal? suicide is illegal jail sentances and rehabbillitation and tharapy will take over 20 years of your life away! unless you succeed they dont sentence you to death do they? i thought they send you to an insane asylum
DONT KILL YOURSELF just get some help from a doctor and friends/family only if you succeed. it is illegal in some states but whats the point if you're dead already.... just don't kill yourself, honey, that's the answer. get some therapy instead, ok? I'd be careful if I was you....I see in her a fellow cougar....she may decided instead to take you to chambers and do a little one on one counseling......UGH! No, but your ears will be burning and smoke will come out of your nostrils. I'd hate to be the one in front of her bench.......A better way to commit suicide would be to smart off at this vitriolic lady judge....LoL! I hope you're not serious.... no.. she'll probably send you to rehab or a place for help,consuling and advice. but try and go to your local mental health center for the help you need. It's her choice. I want to believe you're joking since you posted this on polls and surveys. If you were seriously considering suicide, you should have gone to Health>Mental Health. I sincerely hope that isn't your intention.
If this is a joke, Judge Judy would either bore you to death with her obnoxious voice, or you would ask the baliff to strangle you just so she'd shut up.
Seriously, get some help.