Cheer me up?Tell me something funny?!
Question:
Cheer me up?Tell me something funny?
Answers: I woke up this morning and ,there it was >>15 ichs. damn near made me fall.......... Source(s):
10 sweety good morning Two dwarfs go into a bar where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that from the next room he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again... ONE, TWO, THREE..... UHH!" all night long.
In the morning the second dwarf asks the first "How did it go?"
The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection"
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?
I couldn't even get on the bed!"
feelin' much better now? last night i put my coke on the table the dog Sally a malamute huskie stuck her nose down into the glass to get a drink the glass got stuck on her nose, she took off running and i couldn't catch her, it freaked her right out, after i got it off, and washed it out got myself more soda she came up to the end table and started to back at the glass guess she was still mad at it The Mets blew a 7 game lead with 17 games to play, and won't make the playoffs. Two blondes,lost in the woods, come to oppisite sides of the riverbank. The first yells over " How do you get to the other side" ? The other one yells back " You ARE on the other side". I like the one about the NY Mets!!! If you're into MLB, then you'll understand...
How about Greg Biffle winning the NASCAR race even after he crossed the Start/Finish Line in fourth... I'd think that was pretty funny (if I was a Greg Biffle fan)...
Watched Disturbia last night... It was pretty funny in parts... Watch a good comedy! That'll cheer you up...
Listen to that "...because i got high..." song. That'll make ya laugh!!! I was late to work this morning. Somebody on the metro was gassy. The boss is crankier than usual. My panyhose are binding. My bra wires are digging. And I have this repeating playback in my head of Carlos Mencia yelling "deedeedee!"
And you think YOU need to be cheered up???